I'm trying to get research papers, finals, readings, postings done for my 2 courses. Classes end on the 14th and I leave on the 16th......omg! Needless, to say I haven't had much time to prepare for my trip. I need to exchange us money for euros, contact my bank to let them know I will be using my credit/debit card like crazy, register my passport with the US Consulate, arrange transportation to the airport and back, pay bills, buy the big bottle of chewable car/air sick pills and pack.....
So, here is my updated serenity prayer
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to off today because they ticked me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the butt that I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.
And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to tick me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to off today because they ticked me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the butt that I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.
And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to tick me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
Hey Barbie
ReplyDeleteYou have a lot of stuff to get done in the next week and a half. Not to mention your research paper and finals. This trip is long overdue for you.
I like your rendition of your serenity prayer. :-)
Ttys
Greg